You can’t get pregnant because you use your uterus to smuggle bottles of rum across various borders. First of all, I appreciate your determination and loyalty. The important thing to remember is that even though you may not want children now, that may change. I once plucked my beard in hopes it would never grow back, because I couldn’t even imagine a reality wherein I would want facial hair.
Now, beards are totally a thing and I am left looking like the lost member of Menudo.
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