We all know hairstyles areÂ meant to make a statement. Well, someone like Donald Trump shouldÂ sport a styleÂ that emphasizes his intelligence,Â his business savvy experience, and his ability to be stone cold when it comes toÂ firing employees, even if they are fellow celebrities. Granted the hairstyle he has makes none of those statements whatsoever, in fact it looks more like a wad of discolored cotton candy..but do not worry Don, weÂ know how to help.
On sale at Urban Outfitters is a comb, not just any comb, but one thatÂ has an integrated 2GB flashdrive. What a perfect way for Donald Trump to tame those flyaways andÂ keep his integrity, allÂ at the same time. See, Don, ifÂ you have this comb, you will have all of your Trump Organization files at your very fingertips, literally, WHILE you are taming that mane of yours. Just look at the difference.