Online retailer ASOS is set to debut clip on man buns for wannabe hipsters.
In the entire world of ‘what the fucks’ this ranks so high on the list I would have to climb Jared Leto’s man pile just to see it. ASOS, a popular online retailer where I bought the wallet that last lasted me four years is doing the unthinkable and releasing clip on man buns.
First off, there is no way on God’s green earth that this is going to look good. Anyone wearing one of these will be immediately spooked like an FTM transgender on their first round of hormones.
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Secondly, this has been done before, for women, with the always popular ‘tony pony’, which looked fake as hell too.
Thirdly, you can’t walk into a dollar store in Harlem without seeing synthetic hair scrunchies on the 99 cent rack. Please make it stop.
Lastly, man buns are only hot on guys who actually have long hair, and scruff, and guitars, and tank tops with necklaces, ripped jeans, and distressed leather boots. Unless ASOS is going to sell that entire package for a reasonable price, this entire issue is a non sequitur.[ via ]