Mixed bag balloons help us tell loved ones how horrible they are.
Balloons are traditionally sent to celebrate all kinds of occasions, from childbirths, to anniversaries, to birthdays and even root canals. They are a symbol of celebration for all the people we love. I have always wondered though; what about the assholes?
We all have a friend or two in our lives that deserves the wrath of God upon them. We all know people who, if we weren’t such good friends with them, we would careen into with our car and bury the body in a ditch without even batting an eyelash.
Mixed Bag balloons are for those people; the uncelebrated assholes in our lives that deserve a balloon just as much as the next person.
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