Mixed Bag Balloons For People You Hate

mixed bag balloons
Written by Gary

Mixed bag balloons help us tell loved ones how horrible they are.

mixed bag balloons

Balloons are traditionally sent to celebrate all kinds of occasions, from childbirths, to anniversaries, to birthdays and even root canals. They are a symbol of celebration for all the people we love. I have always wondered though; what about the assholes?

We all have a friend or two in our lives that deserves the wrath of God upon them. We all know people who, if we weren’t such good friends with them, we would careen into with our car and bury the body in a ditch without even batting an eyelash.

READ MORE: Missed Connections for People That Piss You Off

Mixed Bag balloons are for those people; the uncelebrated assholes in our lives that deserve a balloon just as much as the next person.

mixed bag balloons

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About the author


Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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