2. He wore these pants, which were clearly made for color-blind incontinent geriatrics that are still stuck in the 80’s era when MC Hammer’s cocaine binge was sporadic enough that it allowed him to pursue a career. It’s a shame that so many purple cheetahs had to die to make him look like such a douche.
Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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