FML. I’m a Jewish Mother.

It’s true.  Vivianne, thanks for sending me this video… because I’m only about 8.5 MONTHS into this Jewish mothering stuff, but I’m pretty sure I’ve got it down.  Every time my kid leaves the house with the nanny I’m saying things like “does he have a sweater?” and “did you pack enough food for him?”  …he’s not old enough to call me yet, and I’m not that much of a phone person, but I’m hoping he’ll learn how to BBM by the time he’s 2… and he better be able to Twitter (Twitteleh) even sooner.

This video actually made me piss my pants. Enjoy, bubbelehs.

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