Gay Marriage Killed the Dinosaurs

Written by Bryce

Didn’t you know Darwin was a homo?

Dear Religious Authorities,

You have every right to fear and condemn gay marriage as it has just been revealed that gay marriage is actually responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs.  Gay marriage is probably to blame for evil things like evolution, too.  In fact, Darwin was a total homo.

Love always,

Bryce Gruber, on behalf of the entire scientific community

About the author


Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber


  • And here I thought that outfit blinded them and they all fell into a volcano. Notice she matches the fire hydrant; where is Lassie when you needed her?

  • well if dinosaurs all became gay and just married each other of the same sex, eventually they would run out of baby dinosaurs and they would become extinct. im just sayin’

  • Please don’t get me started….gays and the whole homo thing…no speical rights and no proof they didn’t choose to be gay…if a guy doesn’t want to DO Bryce..their gay..

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