Not in a bad way…really. I just think they should be more independent.
I mean, they basically have their own subculture of hair gelled, tanned, residents who pump iron by day and ist pump by night. Why shouldn’t they just become the 51st state? Makes perfect sense to me. So go on, Long Island. Emancipate. I heard New York doesn’t even really like you anyway.
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Hahahah..this is effing great. As if I didn’t love the daily show enough already..they just moved up a couple more notches.