This Halloween you might be trying to think of a new costume. Naughty nurse, sexy cop, and slutty fireman are a little 2001. You’re looking for something that shows some skin and screams out “Taking me home will result in the best f*ck of your life.” That’s exactly why I suggest going as a crazy chick. Everyone knows crazy chicks are the best in bed! Spend $50 on this costume, and I assure you that all your drinks will be paid for where ever you may go.
If for some reason you’re not trying to get f*cked (like me), you can always buy this cute Kate Gosselin wig. For $13 it will deter any possible suitors by silently screaming “If you put your penis near me, I’ll have 8 of your babies. Hope you make enough to foot that bill.”
Thanks to beautyinreallife🙂
Most men assume women are crazy anyway, so you might as well attract a guy who will have a sense of humor about it and know what he’s getting into by being up front and honest about the craziness!