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Hot (or not) Little Costumes

Written by Bryce

This Halloween you might be trying to think of a new costume.  Naughty nurse, sexy cop, and slutty fireman are a little 2001.  You’re looking for something that shows some skin and screams out “Taking me home will result in the best f*ck of your life.”  That’s exactly why I suggest going as a crazy chick.  Everyone knows crazy chicks are the best in bed!  Spend $50 on this costume, and I assure you that all your drinks will be paid for where ever you may go.

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If for some reason you’re not trying to get f*cked (like me), you can always buy this cute Kate Gosselin wig.  For $13 it will deter any possible suitors by silently screaming “If you put your penis near me, I’ll have 8 of your babies.  Hope you make enough to foot that bill.”

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Thanks to beautyinreallife🙂

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, being fully rested and writing for some of the world's most popular news outlets.

2 Comments

  • Most men assume women are crazy anyway, so you might as well attract a guy who will have a sense of humor about it and know what he’s getting into by being up front and honest about the craziness!