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Could Jessica Rabbit Be Making A Comeback?

Written by corey

A woman is doing her best to become the human Jessica Rabbit.

People need role models in life. We all need someone to look up to and guide us in those times of need. As we’ve quickly moved past the feud between human Barbie and human Ken, we make room for the human Jessica Rabbit.

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This is Penny. Penny is 25. Penny is a military wife. Penny has also done some serious work on her body in the past two years. She’s had two boob jobs to go from an H-cup to an O-cup. Penny also wears a shrinking corset that took her waist from a 38 to a 23. This rib crushing cage is worn for 23 hours a day. Penny claims that the corset is so tight that she can barely sit down or eat.

Her husband told DailyMail, “Penny is as close to Jessica Rabbit as any mere mortal can get.” Penny also plans on getting her third breast operation because she simply can not stop. I mean…of all people to look like, I would choose Jessica Rabbit too.

Images via DailyMail 

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corey

Corey is a self-proclaimed heiress and the love child of Anne Boleyn and Marie Antoinette. He's a thug in a cocktail dress with a penchant for open-bars and puns. He has his barista's call him Beyonce and he's never been to Brooklyn.