“I Wish I Thought of This” of the Day

Written by Bryce

I wish I was knocked up again just for this costume.

I remember when I was pregnant during Halloween 2008 and the only costume I could think of was Bristol Palin. We were both young, overwhelmingly pregnant brunettes. It was hardly an awesome costume, though. So why the hell didn’t I think of this?! This is incredible.

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Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber


  • What message is this brain-dead couple trying to communicate? As this very thing has happened several in the (perhaps) last five years, can this “joke” ever be considered appropriate, even at Halloween? Too many people forget the tenet: “Just because you can, does not mean that you should.”

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