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Inappropriate Airplane Food Alert

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Written by Bryce

Just look at this photo, will ya?

A lot of airplane food options are inappropriate based solely on the merit of their flavors, but some airplane food varieties manage to go above and beyond. Take this vegetarian dish, for example.

A Qantas business class passenger flying from Sydney to Brisbane got a nearly mile high club-worthy meal when she was served her snack of six dumplings and something that looks just like an exotic penis. The passenger was so, er, moved by her meal that for the first time in her own personal recorded history, she took a photo of her food.


qantas airplane food

“I asked the server what it was … and he told me that it was a root vegetable,” she told “I asked him to pass me my phone so I could take a photo … I never take photos of food but this was too funny to pass up.”

She dumplings, she said, were “delicious,” but the phallic food was the butt of what seemed like endless jokes on board. Would you like a stiff drink with that? Is that food, or in-flight entertainment?

You’ll be happy to know that with some intense detective work, it’s been revealed that this meal was actually one of dumplings and eggplant. Phew.


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About the author


Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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