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Jessica Simpson Doesn’t Brush Her Teeth (WTF?!)

Written by Bryce

Just when you think she can’t get any sillier, Jessica Simpson admits to not brushing her teeth according to UsMagazine.com.

Just when you think she can’t get any sillier, Jessica Simpson admits to not brushing her teeth according to UsMagazine.com.

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“I don’t brush my teeth,” she says, “no, really!”  Oh boy.  Apparently dirty teeth make you a dirty girl in bed, because John Mayer still can’t get enough.

“I just use Listerine – and sometimes I’ll use my sweater,” says the popstar.

“I do brush every now and again, but my teeth are extremely powerful. Fine, maybe when I’m 60 I’ll be all, ‘ow!’”

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