…with or without a partner!
While Big Teaze ToysÂ markets child playthings as an innocent “bath and shower massager”, it’s easy to deduce that they can be used for much, much more.
ForÂ as low asÂ $4.99, you can purchase your very own travel size vibrating rubber ducky: a perfect fit for your carry-on when that in-flight movie you’re watching takes a steamy, scandolous turn.
This naughty ducky and others like it (bondage ducky perhaps?) are available here, so say goodbye to that oversized showerhead you’ve been using and live out the bird fetish you’ve only dreamt about until now.
Be sure to give your new pet a bath when you’re done… and for the love of god, KEEP OUT OF THE REACH OF CHILDREN.