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Just Because It’s A Glamour Shot….

Written by Emily

This is the cream of the crop.  Well, mostly the crop of the worst, but you know.  Just because you are taking a “Glamour Shot,” doesn’t make you glamorous by any means.  What gets me is that people get these back and think “oh yea, this is the picture that’s going to get me laid FOR SURE!”  I mean, I just don’t get who these pictures would be for?  Family?  No.  Husband?  Definitely not.  Inevitable truck stop lover?!  Absolutely.  Get yours ladies.

"I may be old, but I still like to be dominated. You can tell because of my handcuffs! Rawrr."

"My age may be ambiguous, but what isn't is my love of feathers and teased hair."

"I need someone to start a meth lab with. I have these to 'offer.'"

About the author

Emily

a native New Yorker with an enormous brain that's on a never-ending quest for high style, men with accents, and any place with a disco ball. Fastest way to her heart is a guy that loves sushi and knows the difference between "there," "their," and "they're."