Grow Your Own Sex Toy

Written by Bryce

Who needs a man when you can have the Ultra Vibrator 3000?

When this photo was first sent to me, I was initially sort of excited.Β  Everyone remembers those little frogs and alligators that you dropped in the tub as a little kid and watched them grow to like 30 times their original size.Β  They were fun, mindless entertainment.Β  I was hoping this sex toy would be the same, and it appeared to be for the most part… until I realized it was marketed to children. Check out the upper right corner of the packaging.

Obviously this sex toy is only available in the UK, where it’s OK for kids to grow their own dildos.

About the author


Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber


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