When this photo was first sent to me, I was initially sort of excited. Everyone remembers those little frogs and alligators that you dropped in the tub as a little kid and watched them grow to like 30 times their original size. They were fun, mindless entertainment. I was hoping this sex toy would be the same, and it appeared to be for the most part… until I realized it was marketed to children. Check out the upper right corner of the packaging.
Obviously this sex toy is only available in the UK, where it’s OK for kids to grow their own dildos.