Filthy, vile Justin Bieber shocked the masses on his 17th birthday when he (NSFW) gave the paps the… god, do I have to write this?.. the MIDDLE FINGER.
Bieber, spawn of the devil, has since apologized, stating that he “knows better.”
JB – stand up for yourself, kid. Of course you “know better,” we all “know better,” but that doesn’t stop us from being human beings who sometimes flip the bird. Shoot me dead if there’s a 17-year-old in America who hasn’t given someone the middle finger. I was giving the finger as soon as I knew what the finger was, dating back to maybe 1st or 2nd grade. I’d give the finger under my desk and discreetly point it towards my teacher. I’d use the finger to trace my name on the leather seats on my school bus. I’d scratch my nose with the finger, even though that’s the most awkward finger to scratch your nose with.
I get that Bieber has young and impressionable fans, but I’d venture to guess that those teenyboppin’ bitches have given their fair share of fingers in their day. They sure as hell know how to seek and destroy anyone that dare question the perfectly coiffed one. If there are fans-of-Bieber parents reading this, thinking, “Nuh uh. My kid doesn’t give no middle finger,” I implore you to insult Justin Bieber and see what kind of psychotic demon emerges from your “little sweetie.”
Anyway. If parents are really all, “OMG BIEBER NO YOU DIDN’T” about him giving the finger (on his birthday, for Christ’s sake), they should possibly request an apology for that whole “rape happens for a reason” thing. I know addressing rape in such a flippant way in an extraordinarily popular magazine is nowhere near as offensive as the middle finger, but how else will we get an apology out of him?
