Well, that didn’t take long.
Kim Kardashian and what’s his face will soon be divorced, according to TMZ. The couple made it an entire 72 days before calling it quits. Which, way to go? Congratulations?
I wish I could feel an ounce of empathy for Kim (no I don’t), but it’s kind of difficult to feel sorry for someone who allegedly dropped ten million dollars on a gaudy ass wedding just to be like “Uh, never mind” four months later. Kind of embarrassing considering there are people in this country who can’t legally marry because it’s a “sacred” act. Way to protect the sanctity of marriage, Kim!
I know what could’ve prevented this divorce – getting to know each other before getting married! I mean, sure, you can get to know someone in six months… sort of, not really… but why the rush? Did one of you have a terminal illness? Was there risk of deportation? No? Then chill the fuck out and milk that long engagement. Just because you’re richer than sin doesn’t mean you need to get married ASAP. Christ.
