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Kim Kardashian is Dead, Sad Report of the Day

Written by Lana

Sigh, is this the end of twitter, too?

Once upon a time Kim Kardashian was able to sell just about any amount of ice to any Eskimo out there. She was celebrity gold: her TV show was top of the top, her tweets earned her tens of thousands per day, and her product endorsements sent relatively ugly shoes flying off shelves. Unfortunately, Kim Kardashian’s “cool” is officially dead- companies are no longer stretching out their necks to work with Kim, and magazines with Kim on the cover seem to sit on shelves till the next month rolls around. Perhaps the saddest news of all is that Kim will no longer be the face of Skechers, leaving Americans to look at horrid Skechers without even the dulling effect of Kim’s pretty face.

About the author

Lana

a free-spirited and sociable young lady, Czech-born and London-raised. Now living in New York, she dishes on her dates with the fabulous and flawed men of the city as The Luxury Spot’s sex and relationships columnist. Lana is certainly not lacking in opportunities for adventure, being a desirable girl. The stories you’ll hear are true. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.

1 Comment

  • Sorry – I must be one of the few who still think she’s utterly FABulous….. we need to quit focusing on these celebs lives so much. I think she’s beautiful, and has a “to-die-for” figure. (Much better than all those anorexic-looking people we see paraded across the screens/pages of magazines!)