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Lamborghini Gardening Tools Make Your Garden Grow Douchier

Written by Bryce

I know Summer is over, and that we’re heading WAY into the colder, more gardenless months… but I had to share this breaking news with you. LAMBORGHINI, the luxury auto manufacturer, now produces gardening equipment.  Truthfully, I can get behind the concept of a sleek car that gets you from point A to point B at 200 miles per hour, but I have no idea why anyone on earth would need a Lamborghini chain saw.  This shallow marketing attempt just might be what America needs to get teens off the couch back into agriculture.

image via Design Milk

For those of you that live in the big city and are rendered gardenless by your urban surroundings, I suggest embracing the rose scent of this Ed Hardy air freshener. $1.95 will bring you straight to this glory.

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, being fully rested and writing for some of the world's most popular news outlets.

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