By now, you’ve probably heard that Justin Bieber allegedly knocked up a then-19-year-old fan he allegedly lost his virginity to last year. The alleged baby momma claims Bieber allegedly wanted to “feel everything” and abstained from wrapping it up.
If Bieber’s Rolling Stone interview is any indication, the kid is not well-versed in sexual education – but I have a hard time believing that he raw dogged some rando in a bathroom. Mariah Yeater, the alleged gold digger, says Bieber got mega aggressive with her, telling his statutory rapist he wanted to “fuck the shit out of her” (her words, not mine). I mean, this is the guy who sang “Baby”! This is not someone who fucks the shit out of someone else, this is someone who will tell you (one time) that you’re his number one girl, for sure.
As if this whole mess isn’t embarrassing enough, baby momma claims JB only lasted 30 seconds. Homegirl — you said it was his first time. OF COURSE it only lasted 30 seconds. Way to rub it in.
