Levi Johnston: Let’s See Your Balls

Oh, Levi.  Sarah Palin’s clan doesn’t want you, and you’ve got child support to pay.  What better way than to show your balls to the entire free world?  Heck, it’s a way to exercise your civil liberties, which obviously is a good way to show Americans that you had every right to be a part of the coulda-been-second-family.

Thanks to StraightCollegeMen.com for posting a public letter, you just might get that chance.

That’s 25k, baby, and you need it.  You’re a hardly-educated teen with a kid to raise and few skills to speak of (yet). Plus, you’ve got a decent body!