You know what sucks? Being hungover at work and having to stare at a computer screen all day. Listen, I’m thirty, flirty and thriving. In reality, I’m 22, single and my under-eye bags are the size of Kim Kardashian’s diaper bag. I’m hungover quite often. Take today for example — I woke up at 730AM with a pounding headache and fell asleep on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes. Do you know what my facial regiment is like when I’m hungover? It involves a hefty amount of concealer and under-eye gel. What did I do next? I got on the fucking subway. The transportation system in New York City is more disorganized than the fashion school I went to.
You want to know why London has the best cabs? Not only are they black an adorable, but they’ll help you in your time of need. Kabuto Noodles has came up with the most brilliant marketing strategy that has ever existed. With the launch of their “Kab-U-To-Work,” cabs you’ll get a free cab with advil, sunglasses, orange juice, breath mints and some fresh Kabuto Noodles. The company has already received over 500 e-mails asking for free rides to work during their time of need.
Why does this have to be in London? We have Uber and Uber is the worst. It literally charges you $100+ to go to work and I’m just as hungover as when I started. You know what my day consisted of? I had to go to Duane Reade and look for the “smart buy” on waters because I only make educated decisions. After that, I just kept going to the bathroom. If I had one of these hangover cabs, I wouldn’t be under my desk right now.
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