While the RNC might’ve been nationally exciting (entertaining?), rent boys were cleaning up the profits.
For anyone who regularly reads the news, it should come as no shock to you that politicians love to get it on with rent boys, also known as male escorts to those unfamiliar with gay internet slang. In fact, the whole ‘trans bathroom issue’ that we we’re so focused on recently is entirely ironic, because the only people actually soliciting people for sex in public bathrooms are politicians themselves. We suspect the democrats are more open about their bathroom meetup desires, while the republicans are just old fashioned and like to keep their activities private.
According to the New York Post, the demand for rent boys at the RNC was at an all time high this week:
“Most of them were first-timers. You could tell they were nervous, but once they became more comfortable, they seemed to be having a good time.”
Another escort said he had already earned $1,600 since Monday — over six times the amount he usually makes.
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Business has been booming for male escorts currently in Cleveland, some of them having seen clients in the double digits, exclusively from the RNC. Most of the clients seen are reportedly in their 40s and 50s, white, married, and in the closet. Some escorts report that they are earning as much as six times their normal income, and have seen clients from all over including Florida, Louisiana, DC, and Texas.
The irony of the entire situation is that female escorts have reported that business is actually slower than usual.
Say what you will about rent boys, but at least the economy is being, erm, stimulated.
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