Man’s Oldest Dilemma: Buy Motorized Bar Stool or Pay Child Support?

I know sometimes it’s really hard to make the right decisions. Things like whether to drive home after a night of drinking or grab a cab, whether to save your money or splurge on frivilous things, and whether to pay child support or buy yourself a motorized bar stool (???). Kile Wygle, a 29 yr old idiot from Ohio, made the wrong choice in all of these cases. After pleading guilty to a DUI in March (he crashed his motorized bar stool while drunk), a judge ordered him to sell his prized bar stool in order to pay the $37,000 in owed child support.  Ever wonder how much a metal bar stool welded to a frame featuring four tires, a 5-horsepower engine and a steering wheel goes for? Well, the starting bid was 99¢ but ended up closing at $1,125. If you missed out on the eBay bidding and would like one of these gems to add to your home, you can get one at Baron Bob’s..just please make sure your baby momma can feed your children first.