Now, I know you’re thinking, “Marc, why would you do this? The Met Costume Ball is the biggest event of the year for fashion and you totally looked like a glam meth addict.” But that’s wrong. Somewhere inside you (probably near your rectum), you’re insanely jealous that he had the balls to pull this off, and those balls were so big that they were also able to pull off sparkly pilgrim shoes. Bravo, Marc. Bravo.
