I know you were probably thinking there’s no possible way that your finest bottle of vintage Manischewitz can get any Jewier, but you’re wrong. Introducing Menorah Cork:
Special occasions when it is appropriate to use this festival of light and vino:
- When trying to woo a jew into bed
- Spreading some spiritual light after Kabbalah class
- Making any drinking experience a religious experience.
- Sex is always better with wine and candlelight. Especially the candles of the chosen people.
