Minnie Mouse Caught Twerking at a Barbeque

Miley Cyrus is no longer the only former Disney star to catch the twerking bug. Minnie Mouse was recently filmed busting a move at a barbeque, begging the question: Is every Disney star destined to end up descending into a life of skankiness?

I can understand the paths of Miley, Selena, and Britney Spears. If you are a child star you are most likely never going to be able to lead a normal life. These girls all had illustrious careers as child actresses, but then when puberty hit, so did the pink slips. Their choice was to either a)become more famous, or b) do a bunch of drugs and end up on Celebrity Rehab with Doctor Drew. Most of the former Disney stars chose to become more famous by doing every inappropriate thing they could think of, in public, to shed their good girl even though they have clearly been giving blowjobs since they were twelve images. Now it appears that even the cartoon characters are trying to get a little of that limelight and I say more power to them, especially if their asses are as half as colossal as Minnie’s.

I’d hit it.