Motorcycle Helmets and Baby Bottles: Caption Contest

Written by Bryce

Before I say anything else, I figure I should tell you that this scene really happened at about 10 PM last night. After a quick stop at the Lilly Pulitzer event on Madison Ave we headed to a party a few blocks south to see flame-eating performers whilst we ate some more easily-digested fare before heading home to relieve the sitter. We headed home on my husband’s bike, by the way (which explains why I walked in with a helmet). Anyway, the person who comes up with the funniest caption will win a bag full of beauty goodies worth at least $100. GO FOR IT!

PS: yeah, that’s a bottle of breastmilk in my hand.

About the author


Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, being fully rested and writing for some of the world's most popular news outlets.


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