My top 5 life goals, before becoming a Granny:
- To stay healthy, happy, fulfilled & looking youthful by ANY means necessary. (Botox, here I come.)
- Get a bulldog puppy and name said bulldog puppy Twinkletoes, so I’m able to scream ‘TWINKLETOES!’ while running after said puppy through the park..
- Get through at least my 20’s without major alcohol induced liver damage or a major alcohol induced baby.
- Live somewhere for an extended period of time that doesn’t require owning a snow shovel.
- Wear as many pairs of jorts as humanly possible – at least until I’m 65 – like my girl Monique, above. Werrrrrk.
