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Nine Ways to Annoy a Pregnant Woman

ways to annoy a pregnant woman

Even supermodels feel like this when they are pregs.

Call yourself fat.

I don’t care if think you look like Mama June after a salt pork barbeque, never call yourself fat in front of a pregnant woman. The body issues women deal with when they are reproducing are disorienting enough without you adding your Body Dysmorphia issues on top. Don’t be delusional, you skinny bitch. Keep your self-esteem problems to yourself.

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Gary

Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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