I think we can all agree that Paris Hilton is exactly the role model American girls need to learn style and values from. I mean, hey, if there’s anyone you should learn anything from, it’s probably a bleach blonde coke-sniffing serial slut. That’s why I’m pleased to announce that Paris Hilton will be creating a new line of children’s clothes. OMG, hooray, now I can dress my kid like a coked up slut too! Read on, as I vomit in my mouth.
According to I’m Not Obsessed,
“Paris Hilton is set to launch her own range of children’s clothes. After this venture, there will really be nothing Paris hasn’t done in the fashion industry. I mean, how many ways is her brand stretched?
The hotel heiress – who already has her own lines of perfumes, jewelery, shoes, pet clothes and women’s wear – is ready to branch out into a new market and is working on coming up with a character to accompany the new line. She wrote on her Twitter page:
‘Just got home from a long day. About to start drawing the character for my new children’s clothing line.’
Paris, 28, is not the first celebrity to design clothes aimed at children. Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have a clothing line available in Wal-Mart stores across the US, aimed at girls aged four to 14.
Tori Spelling is in the process of launching Little Maven by Tori Spelling, a children’s line inspired by her two kids, Liam and Stella.”
