Adult Health Parenting

Because Your Period Shouldn’t Have Glitter In It

Period starter kits are all the rage with excitable pre-teen girls.



I don’t know how I always wind up writing articles about periods, but I have learned to just take things as they come with TheLuxurySpot. Even though I am no stranger to a bloody ass, I have never had a period. I do know that amongst pre-teen girls, they are a gross kind of status symbol. I also know that nowadays, girls are getting their periods earlier; one of my sister’s students starting menstruating as early as 8 years old.

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If you are a parent, it doesn’t matter whether you are single, married, gay, straight, or Mormon, because you know that periods are awkward for all those involved.

This long commercial for a period starter kit called Hello Flo should take all the stress out of the situation, and leave you to deal with all the more important aspects of your child’s development. At the top of your list, should be the fact that your daughter is about to start cursing a lot, growing boobs, giving lazy handies to guys that are way too old for her, and eventually marrying her asshole college boyfriend that sleep-rapes her in their bourgeoisie douche-partment in Gramercy.

Ah, the joys of parenting.

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Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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