Japan wins everything, here’s why:
1. The Japanese invented the best blowout protector ever. Observe.
2. Sushi. Do I need to explain myself?
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3. Japanese babies pitch in around the house.
4. Tamagotchi got me through the 90s. Careful with my egg, OK?
5. Magic extendable selfie arm. Selfies should be epic. Epic starts where the arms stop.
6. Silent, strong types make the best boyfriends.
7. Bubble tea.
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8. Origami.
9. The butter grater. Because cheese just doesn’t have enough fat, you know?