In New York City, you are lucky if you see one tree every day. Being from the south, nature is in my blood, and I often find myself yearning for the call of the wild. This fantasy indoor forest is my personal dream, because it brings the outdoors, inside.
Even though I wouldn’t know where to find a tree if my life depended on it, I love the idea of having a full length tree in my apartment to serve as a column. The idea brings a certain organic whimsy to the interior, and wouldn’t really be that hard to implement if you have access to a forest and a chainsaw. Of course, because I am the king of gaudy, I would spray paint my tree bright gold, and put it in the corner of my room.
Not only would it make a great conversation piece, but getting down and dirty next to it would be like having sex outside in the forest, except without the threat of horrible outdoor creatures, like spiders, raccoons, and annoying park rangers.[ via ]