Today’s thought in Russian is especially helpful when trying to make new boyfriends. In fact, as soon as you see what your new guy is working with, I suggest uttering this phrase.
Tvoy huy slishkam bolshoi, ostarozhna ne razarvyi. = Your penis is too huge, be careful or you’ll tear me apart.
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