Russian Thought of the Day

Written by Bryce

We suggest you print these each day to make flash cards.

The key to being worldly is being able to express yourself clearly in several different tongues. Here is our new Russian thought of the day:

Tvoy huy napaminayet menya obrezavana slona = Your penis reminds me of a circumcised elephant.

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Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, being fully rested and writing for some of the world's most popular news outlets.

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