Save It For Someone You Love

I’m probably going to catch a lot of flack for this.  I know a few months ago Lana wrote an essay on why she gives head… and to the male readers out there, you’re probably thinking “I wish this damn website would publish Lana’s phone number.”   It’s well-accepted that blowjobs are a great way to make a man happy.  I mean, why not?  They’re the perfect blend of pure physical pleasure, male dominance, and if it’s done right there’s even a little show. By “show” I mean the occasional theatrics that could, and should, be incorporated.  Seeing as most men won’t make a BJ an all-night affair, and it’s often just an appetizer to a more couple-themed entree, I’d assume that most women (or not-so-straight men) would want to put in a fair amount of production value.  That means the sultry upward glances, lipgloss (or lipstick if he prefers), wearing red lace, or the kinky heels that you don’t wear nearly enough.

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Blowjobs are a fantastic way to show someone you care.  Which is exactly why, in my mind, they should be left for someone you really care about.  Considering all the time and effort that SHOULD go into giving head, you don’t wanna just give ’em out like candy.  Aside from all that, there’s the fact that blowjobs involve putting someones cock in your mouth.  And let’s be real… guys, do you really want to be with the girl that’s had a bajillion cocks in her mouth?  Doubtful.  In fact, I won’t even share drinks with some of my friends that are more liberal in the BJ department. That being said, I’d like to outline a few pointers:

• Blowjobs should be reserved for a man you’re in an exclusive relationship with.
• Blowjobs are best given when sober, no one wants teeth in the picture.
• Wear lipstick or lipgloss, it’s sexier.
• Remember to glance upwards occasionally with a devilish look, it’s part of the act.
• As annoying as it is, keep your hair down.  Ponytails aren’t sexy, and a man needs something to grab onto.
• Try giving one in something lacy, red or black if he likes a raunchier approach, white if he’s turned on by the virginal thing.
• Wear heels, let him lie back on the couch.  You can be on the couch as well, heels/legs kicked in the air.  The visual will be a winner for sure.
• Like the song says, don’t forget the balls!