Scary Santa: Vintage Santas From Hell

scary santas
Written by Gary

Visit the scary vintage Santas of yesteryear.

scary santas

When I look at these photos, all I can think about is how trusting people were in the past. Nowadays, people would take one look at these Scary Santa Clauses from Hell and put out an Amber Alert. Then, all our phones would make that awful beeping sound in the middle of the night, and we would know that a kid was about to get ‘napped in the middle of Macy’s.

In all seriousness though, these Santas are fucking scary. Take a look at the pics, get into the Christmas spirit, and have fun trying to sleep tonight.

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Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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