Every annoying gay in the world lives here.
And they all think this is the only place where they can fit in. They all say they want a relationship even though most of them have never had one. The few that do live in Hell’s Kitchen and constantly troll Grindr looking for “new friends”. Most of them moved here to find a connection with like-minded guys, only to realize that it’s really hard to form real connections when you shake hands with your penises. Then, upon realizing that they felt more alone in New York than in their hometown of Shitstain, Arkansas they started drinking heavily. Then, they became even more annoying.
