Chinatown smells like the devil’s asshole.
By Chinatown, I also mean the entire city during the summer in the late afternoon after everyone has put the trash bags on the sidewalk. Also, I am referring to the rotten vagina fragrance that wafts out of the sidewalk in Chinatown, itself. I won’t knock the food, but I will say that the stench is enough to make me boycott Ramen Noodles forever.
Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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