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Shaving Off My Muff For You…

Written by Bryce

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Ernie Anastos is not the first retarded newscaster out there… Apparently a career in broadcast journalism requires only 2 things:

  • inability to fully grasp the English language
  • desire to use profane language

Like here, for example, this braindead reporter boldly says “shaving off my muff for you.”

Or this British reporter that couldn’t seem to separate the words “cull” and “hunt” and ended up with the lovely hybrid word…

And this newscaster doesn’t know the difference between gay people and blind people (although if you looked at this year’s fashion week, she might be on to something). Not shocked at this one though, New Mexicans are known for being more concerned with green chili, lowriders, and flagrant misuse of the word “regardless.”

And this schmuck just murdered his co-anchor…

About the author

Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a New York mom to five growing kids, wife to one great husband and professional shopping editor. You've seen her work in Reader's Digest, Taste of Home, Family Handyman, MSN, Today's Parent, Fashion Magazine, Chatelaine, NBC and so many other beloved brands.