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Skinny Jeans You Never Want To Put Your Butt In

11 years ago
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by Elizabeth Mitchell
Written by Elizabeth Mitchell

Skinny jeans may be all the rage, but trust me, you don’t want to be caught dead in these!

I’m a big fan of skinny jeans. Maybe that’s because I like anything with the word skinny it: skinny lattes, skinny bitches, Skinnygirl Cocktails…you get the point. But when it comes to skinny jeans, no matter how skinny you actually are, there’s no way you should ever be caught dead in these disastrous denim DON’TS. Seriously, just don’t. I’d rather you go pantless; that’s how bad these are.

1. These jeans sure do bring a whole new meaning to the whole, “eyes in the back of my head…oops, I mean butt!” saying.

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2. I love a good denim DIY as much as the next girl. Creating cutout slits for your butt cheeks though…defs not a tutorial I want to read!

3. Is it a string bikini bottom? A thong? A pair of jeans? Ohhhh wait…it’s a combination of all three! HOT.

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Elizabeth Mitchell

Born and raised in NC, Liz attended college at NYU before making the move to the City of Angels where she currently resides. She has an uncanny love for all things neon, prefers regular to diet and secretly wishes she were a hipster because it’d be ironic. Follow her on twitter at your own risk: @emitchell456

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