Smell Like the Situation

Now that Snookie, Pauly D, J Wow, Sammi Sweetheart, Ronnie and the Situation are household names, one can only wonder how long it will take them to capitalize on their new found fame. Shocking..not very long at all. The Situation announced at the Grammy awards, where he was a guest correspondent for Access Hollywood(what a joke), that he is looking into launching his own fragrance..named “Sitch” by the Situation. So what is this craziness going to smell like? Not a clue..I’m thinking a mix of aftershave and tanning lotion. Bottle design, perhaps a torso with a raging six pack? maybe a fist pumping?