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SOMEONE STOP DANIELLE STAUB!!

Written by Emily

Photo Credit: NBCU

This woman is on a rampage and needs to be stopped. NOW! I wrote back in the beginning of August about her “singing” live with her “girlfriend” on a morning talk show acting like “a retard.” Well, now she’s onto the classiest of talk show platforms to sing. Again. And there were NO HANDGUNS UNDER THE SEATS!! WTF Maury?! Someone needs to stop her in the worst way. I think she performed in between “I’ve Slept With Hundreds Of Guys And I’m 13” and “Who’s My Baby Daddy? Part 894,” but that’s merely conjecture. If your ears don’t bleed, you are a saint, and if you get through the whole thing, you are a GOD!

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Emily

a native New Yorker with an enormous brain that's on a never-ending quest for high style, men with accents, and any place with a disco ball. Fastest way to her heart is a guy that loves sushi and knows the difference between "there," "their," and "they're."

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