The annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is always a saccharine conglomeration of impractical lingerie with confusing extremities such as wings or branches emanating from models’ backs. Some of the ensembles can be magical and whimsical, but there are always a few that make you think, “Ok, they’re really reaching for ideas, here.” Look at the above photo of Rihanna performing at the show – she obviously just saw one of those more unfortunate ensembles strut down the runway. She’s like, “Ugh, I can’t even look.” Here are my picks for this year’s worst:
This one is giving me waaay too many Disney vibes. Tinkerbell, anyone?
The color combo, the random tiger print, the rings of flames, just everything. I can’t.
I just cannot with this whole ensemble. 1. The shoes. 2. What is that stomach-covering tapestry? I mean, I know she kind of just had a baby and everything, but can we not tie a brocade napkin around our waist?
The worst look of the whole show.