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The 10 Worst Hairstyles on the Internet

When I was a kid, my mother used to butcher my hair. When I say butcher, I don’t just mean that she had no formal training; I mean that it looked like she used a weed-wacker to sculpt my sideburns into uneven strips of beef jerky, hanging from a smokehouse behind a meth lab in the backwoods of North Carolina, while cutting my bangs with a pair of scrap-booking pinking shears operated with nothing but her toes.

worst hairstyles of all time

We call this one the “Kimmy Gibbler”.

While going through elementary school looking like a tranny in a burning wig was no picnic, it gave me a unique advantage when it comes to identifying horrible haircuts. The following follicular monstrosities are the worst of the worst hairstyles that I could find on the World Wide Web. If you will notice, most of them are young. Blame the parents, right?

Editors Note: One of them is me as a child. If you guess which one you win a free wedgie.

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Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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