The Girl With The Pearl Necklace

Written by Emily

No, this isn’t the title of a new Stieg Larsson novel, it’s for real; and exactly what you are thinking if you are a total perv like me. Artist Leah Piepgras has designed necklaces that, for lack of a better phrase, replicate a dude splooging on your neck. So romantical isn’t it?! In her own words she says “it is a visual marker of chaos turned perfection through an act of beauty and lust.” Nice try sister, but I believe it was in hopes that guys will buy this $420 sterling silver version rather that the version that sometimes ends up in your hair or in your eyes. There is nothing romantic about that. AMIRIGHT?!

She (well prob some dude) helped her design two different cum splotches for you to decide what matches (?!) best. I think Leah Piepgras has taken over the old lower back tattoo as the signature “tramp stamp” and made this instead. Sure it’s kind of pretty in an unconventional sort of way, but God help you if someone actually asks you what it is.

About the author


a native New Yorker with an enormous brain that's on a never-ending quest for high style, men with accents, and any place with a disco ball. Fastest way to her heart is a guy that loves sushi and knows the difference between "there," "their," and "they're."


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