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The Real Housewives of Crap

Written by Emily

Danielle Staub “performs” her single “Real Close” with Lori Michaels on the morning news.

This morning while I was enjoying my nice cup of tea, I turned on the TV to watch the morning news. What I happened to see made me barf, shudder, made my dog cry, and the neighbor came over to make sure I was ok. I wasn’t. Danielle Staub of the Real Housewives of New Jersey was on WPIX “singing” her new club single. It scares me to think that she is even IN a club when someone should really just club her. Also, whats up with the dancers? Really Danielle? REALLY?! The icing on the cake is that the other chick, Lori Michaels, is her rumored lover. Fabulous.

This is NOT appropriate for the morning nor any time of day. Have you no decency? Self respect? Friends or family to tell you that you have NO business being in show business?! If you get more than a minute in, you are a better (?!) person than me. Watch below if you haven’t consumed anything in the past hour or are just trying to test your threshold.

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Emily

a native New Yorker with an enormous brain that's on a never-ending quest for high style, men with accents, and any place with a disco ball. Fastest way to her heart is a guy that loves sushi and knows the difference between "there," "their," and "they're."

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