BEAUTY

This is effing horrible…

Awfulness

Is it just me, or is injecting your 8 year old with Botox simply unacceptable? That being said, our forever-22 staff writer, Gary, would like to know how much this momma charges. If she can beat his current dealer’s price, he’ll be over later tonight.

About the author

Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, being fully rested and writing for some of the world's most popular news outlets.